hey! ;)
so the 23 yr old hairdresser (ahem. excuse me - "junior stylist") has suggested that he might come by tonight for a "massage".
no, i'm not a licensed masseuse; barely an amateur :-)
this guy has such a terrible history of flaking out that i'm tempted to leave my house a total shambles and intentionally sit around in a trashy housecoat with a hairnet and half-rolled stockings, a la carol burnett, but that would probably guarantee an appearance, right?
oh well. this is his game; he's essentially a 40 year-old divorcee, complete with tiny tiny dog and a sebring convertible. he just happens to be trapped in the body of an 18 year old boy. thankfully, i'm familiar enough with it to know how it works. lucky for him, i'm still kinda horny from the weekend, so i'm willing to entertain possibilities.....
no, i'm not a licensed masseuse; barely an amateur :-)
this guy has such a terrible history of flaking out that i'm tempted to leave my house a total shambles and intentionally sit around in a trashy housecoat with a hairnet and half-rolled stockings, a la carol burnett, but that would probably guarantee an appearance, right?
oh well. this is his game; he's essentially a 40 year-old divorcee, complete with tiny tiny dog and a sebring convertible. he just happens to be trapped in the body of an 18 year old boy. thankfully, i'm familiar enough with it to know how it works. lucky for him, i'm still kinda horny from the weekend, so i'm willing to entertain possibilities.....

